Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

September 26, 2013

K-Drama: Baby Face Beauty

macam pernah tengok je kakak ni.. hurm


sekali tengok macam pernah tengok macam kenal.. dua kali tengok eh jang na ra lah.. tiga kali tengok eh ni perempuan calam drama my love patzzi dulu tu.. haa ingat tak?? perempuan yang pakai costume kerja dekat fun fair..

August 28, 2013

Bapa Pukul Anak Kerana Pakai Tudung + SenDAL

Part 1



Sadis betul...



Aku mengeliat sepuas puasnya. Nasib baik takder siapa nampak cara aku mengeliat. Mahu jatuh saham aku huhu. Tiba tiba aku teringat kisah semalam. Airmata terus berlinang. 



Terasa amat sayu dan sedih. Salah ke kalau aku nak pakai tudung? Naper abah tak

benarkan? Buat pengetahuan korang, bapak aku ni jenis orang yang sibuk giler. Businessman yang sentiasa sibuk. Mak aku dah takder. Meninggal dunialama dah. Sedih sangat sangat.



Dari jendela, kelihatan cahaya matahari mula menjeluskan diri ke celah celah langsir tingkap. Jam dah 11:00 pagi. Perut lapar. Aku bangun capai tuala, masuk bilek mandi.

Lepas mandi, aku belek belek tubuhku pada cermin. Alangkah lebih cantik kalau aku bertudung. Aku nekad! Aku akan protes habis habisan kalau bapa aku tak nak juga bagi pakai tudung. Aku sanggup lari dari rumah. 


October 3, 2012

Bila pencawang electric disangka Eiffel Tower

Kisah ni terjadi kat FB bukan Twitter. Kalau di Twitter, memang jadi top trending la jawabnya. Tapikan tak tahulah nak cakap siapa yang salah, either owner of the pic herself atau the commenter. 


Bila I tengok closely sampai mata pun dah nak terkeluar, rupanya commenter tu sendiri yang salah sangka. Dengan semangatnya dia bertanya "Are u from Paris?"


Hello dude/lass, tak perasan atau tak kenal yang itu pencawang electric bukan Eiffel Tower..? Kan dah free-free je masuk dalam My News Hub. Baik jugalah owner of the sites sebab "cover" nama commenter. Agaknyakan mesti satu warga Facebooke minah tu tergelak besar baca comment tu.. Hahahahahaha sabar je la (=.=)




"Pada masa yang sama, FB juga secara tidak langsung boleh menunjukkan betapa cerdik atau bengongnya si pemilik account itu melalui status yang ditulisnya atau pun kebodohan mereka yang memberi komen dalam wall owner of the account." - My News Hub


Kalaulah ramai lagi yang macam ni, nanti habis semua pencawang electric ni dikatanya Eiffel Tower. Lepas ni kalau nak pergi Paris, tak payah naik flight lagi dah. Datang je terus ke rumah I, "Eiffel Tower" yang big size gitu.. Jalan kaki 10mins dah sampai.. Hahaha 


Til next time, xRZx


September 29, 2012

Kotak Cium U Olls...

First of all, Salam Sabtu semua.. Pantang betullah kalau terjumpa post/story yang agak best, mesti terasa macam wajib I share di blog I yang entah apa-apa ni..


Oh yeah.. pasal title di atas ni.. Bukan kotak cium u olls. Haha kotak ni tak cium siapa-siapa pun. Tapi orang yang nak cium-cium je boleh masuk dalam kotak ni. Serius bukan main-main ya. Idea creative ni pun datangnya dari budak baru nak masuk sekolah menengah. 13 yrs old!!!


Bapak giler genius budak ni. Dah besar nanti, bolehlah beri sumbangan kepada negara, kan kan? Daripada hobi terus bertukar jadi make money. Oooppsss hobi budak ni bukan skodeng orang cium-cium ya. Hobi dia cuma satu je, kalau budak-budak lain suka main basketball, rempit bagai.. Budak ni suka pergi jalan-jalan kat taman. Katanya semakin lama dia semakin rimas plak bila tengok couple cium-cium ni. Yalah, kalau kita pun dah tentulah terasa rimas juga kalau lepak taman nak tenangkan kepala otak yang serabut tapi  dapat view yang terlebih indah plak. Haaaaaa tak tahulah plak kalau ada orang suka.. Hehehehe


Dari situlah budak ni dapat akal. Daripada dia rimas tengok view yang terlebih indah tu, maka dengan itu terciptalah kotak cium. Jangan ingat masuk tu boleh terus cium je, kena bayar fee ok! Tak mahal pun, murah je. RM 2 untuk 2mins. Kalau nak lama-lama dalam kotak cium tu pun boleh, tapi bayarannya pun lebih la ya.


*Peringatan : Cuma boleh cium-cium je. Nak lebih-lebih, balik rumah.*




September 28, 2012

Trend Bengkak Dahi?

Pelik2 Japan citizens ni. Kalau bab-bab fesyen terlampau atau apa trend sekalipun, mesti diorg yang paling tip top. Terbaru ni I ada terbaca di My News Hub pasal kegilaan Japanese ni. Harajuku, Machine, Gothic & bla bla bla.......... 


And the latest trend sekarang ni kalau y'all dengar pun mesti terkejut. Trend yang tengah meletup sangat di Jepun ni ialah bengkakkan dahi. Biar betul diorg ni??! Tapi itulah hakikatnya. Salah seorang mamat kt bawah tu cakap, "saat ini, saya merasakan relaks, seperti berdenyut-denyut & juga seolah-olah meningkatkan tekanan secara perlahan-lahan. Membuatkan saya merasakan hendak tidur." Heeeee tak sakit ke buat semua tu. Kalau demam nak pergi klinik pun I takut, ni kan tengok jarum yang saja-saja nak cucuk dahi tu.. Memang nak cari nahaslahkan. Dah macam ikan Flowerhorn plak. Hihihi (^.^;)




Tempoh proses bengkak dahi ni dalam 2 jam, sepanjang tempoh tu lebih kurang 400cm kubik air bergaram  dicucuk ke dahi. Rupa-rupanya bukan setakat cucuk je, terpulang pada tuan badan tu sendiri nak saiz bengkak dahi tu macam mana. Final touch up untuk bengkak dahi ni tekankan ibu jari di tengah-tengah tu. Macam dalam pic kt bawah ni. Haaaa kalau ada yang nak try tu & ada rasa ragu tu, jangan risau erk sebab dahi y'all yang licin tu akan back to normal after 16-24hrs. 


Kalau betullah ni top trend di Jepun sekarang, agak-agaknya ada tak student Malaysia yang buat macam tu..? Hehehe sesaja tanya... (^.^)



Kalau korangla kan.. Nak tak buat dahi macam ni? Stylo kot. ;P


Til next time, xRZx


September 22, 2012

Baby cutest style of fall asleep hehe



Hehe this baby is too cute & look at the way he fall asleep.. I'm not pretty sure how did the uploader get this vid, still thanks to him for sharing the cute vid. ;)

Til next time, xRZx

March 8, 2012

This Is The 4th Time!!

This is the 4th time I dream about this thing. I don't know why I suddenly can dream about this... Last nite, my family and I including my aunt, we slept at our rest house in my grandparents orchard. It was so cold even though it's not raining.... It feels creepy too coz outside is so dark... but lucky my grandparents orchard is very near with road. So there's nothing to afraid of.

I went to sleep very early with my brother and it's raining in the middle of the nite. How did I pop up in this dream??! Haisshhhh 

It's weird coz in that dream, there's only Ara and me.. There's not so many fans are there, maybe the tix are so damn expensive!! But it looks like a VIP gig too.. Coz we both sitting at VIP seaters on top.

And the best thing is our seats is in the first row and we can see them very closely. And this time my phone's battery is not dead.. Yeay!!!

The funny thing is, when we want to go to our seats, we have to cross a bridge.. I don't know what bridge is that and it doesn't has holder!!! Ara has crossed the bridge and I'm still there.. I was too scare to cross the bridge but I only think of Mark at that time. "This is the last chance for me to meet Mark".


Suddenly there was a girl, I don't know who is she.. I hold her hand when we crossing the bridge...

Their appearance is very different.. They're not appear together as four piece but they appear one by one. Started with Kian. He looks really really really handsome. His hair is like in Amazing MV. I don't know what the hell is he talking about coz I'm too focus video the moment using my phone and Ara is sitting beside me. Kian keep talking and talking until Shane and Nicky are also appear and done with their speech, but Mark still hasn't show up!!!

I don't know where did he go............. But he is the last one to appear.

My dream does not end there.. I don't know how I can go to my grandma's house (my dad's mom) and my dream is getting weird once I arrived my grandma's house... Errrrrrrrrrr

xx


December 16, 2011

The Most Fun&Crazy Conversations with Dina & Fatt, Kiki & Elisha


Hey peeps….. I want to tell u all I’m having so much fun & crazy conversation this evening. I was in office actually but I don’t have so many paper work to do, so I’m sign in to Twitter and reading my followers updates. Which is appeared in my timeline. Those are crazy & funny tweets from Dina & Fatt.


Well, my tweets are not bad too. A little bit crazy & funny too. Our tweets are all about Westlife from the past, 1998 till now. About which one is their first song we listened too. Which song is hard to memorize & what song is hard to be memorize.


For sure, my evening is not so bored. Kiki & Elisha is a little bit quiet this evening but that doesn’t bother me at all. We also have a crazy conversation yesterday and it’s all involved Mark. I don’t know how many times I’ve hashtag his name. LOL. In our conversations, Mark suddenly be a doctor & he has to healed me. See… His name again. I can’t avoid from typing his name. LOL


I hope u all won’t get bored by seeing his name in every my blog post. ;-)


Dina, Fatt, Elisha & Kiki,


Thanks for the crazy conversations ya. I’m having so much fun. I think I’ll dream tonight.
We all maybe lives in our sweet dream, but who knows it might come true. Our prince charming might comes in our life anytime from now on, and wake us up from this dream and brought us to another sweet dream and make it be a reality.

Let’s pray so that it’ll happen one day.


Lurve, hug & kiss.


xoxo